Sludge Pounding

To reach the sludge capacitor by releasing metric tons of sludge whilst having intercourse.

"Man you just did some major Sludge Pounding!"

by iiyoungone October 6, 2015

Squidget

1. Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight.

2. Excellent; wonderful.

"Those kittens are SO Squidget!"

by Damaen February 22, 2003

squidget

The word itself is a portmanteaux of Squirt and Midget, implying shortness of stature, but the scope is far greater. A squidget is a genuinely detestible person, usually obnoxious and overweight, with an intense, selfish greed. Generally annoying and one of the worst examples of humanity you can find. Often heard screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when they don't get their way.

"No, I won't give you what you want, you stupid little squidget!"

"Man, you know that kid? What a fucking squidget."

by Jaggajack October 24, 2007

smudge the prairie dog

the very beginning of a turd that is trying to sneak out of your anus...especially when you cant make it to a rest room. It will try and try to make its way out, but you have to keep on clenching to keep it in...

I was at the racetrack, watching the race, when I felt 'smudge the prairie dog' trying to make his way out. The shitter was about a mile away, so I had to fight with him all stinking day!

by smudge the prairie dog September 19, 2009

squidge

Any vaginal secretion

Someone left a towel in my bathroom covered in squidge, which I then violently rubbed on my face.

by Bloodysock June 29, 2009

smudgee

A term used to describe the type of shit that just takes ages to wipe cause it's smudged itself all over your arse, due to it not properly dropping completely, or just bad wiping in general.

Man that dump i had was a big smudgee - was in there wipin for ten minutes!

by Smudgee January 27, 2005

scudge

Gross stuff. Similar to guff, but more icky and gooey.

Ewww... you've got some scudge on your shoe. Don't walk on the carpet with that on!

by Drew_0123 June 11, 2006