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Spunk Knuckle

Someone who vigorously masterbated frequently. Also, has no scruples for the time or place that the masterbatory overtones eminate from.
Places to cath these deviants:

The porta-potty at a Britney Spears concert.

A bathroom stall during the senior prom.

The toilet while at a raging party.

In the parking lot waiting for a friend to buy a soda at the mini-mart.

At a sleepover at a friend's house while everyone is asleep.

Your mom's house during dinner.
Jimmy is such a SPUNK KNUCKLE. He was caught jerking himself by my aunt in the bathroom stall at the funeral for her dead cousin. What a Battered Cavern!
by e-rips October 14, 2003
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Spunk Bag

Adj. - A female douche bag. A girl who goes to the bar and/or club every night. She drives a hummer, wears $200 jeans, and sleeps with douche bags in Affliction t-shirts. She constantly takes pictures of herself in her hummer, in her bikini, sitting on her couch, or wherever she is ever single minute of the day and posts them on Facebook for no goddamn apparent reason. No one really cares about this person, but she's hot, so she gets attention.
Oh look, Tamara was at Club Liquid last night, again, and she posted a picture of it on Facebook, again, and she's with a guy with a little dick again. That girl likes little dicks. What a Spunk Bag.
by HungusAmungus July 3, 2012
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Spunk Deflectors

Eye protection glasses which is worn by someone who likes to keep their eyes open or doesn't want to miss the happy ending when receiving a load of cum all over their face.
The Horny Bored Wife HBW called a plumber round to unblock her sink but she ended up unblocking him when he spunked over her face. Lucky she was wearing her Spunk Deflectors or his load would have gone in her eyes.
by The Plumber Jezza J February 8, 2018
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Gunky spunk

The icky sticky goo that you don’t want under the gooch it’s worse than shit drizzling down your cock
Ew I have gunky spunk
by Sticky turd goblin June 4, 2021
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Spunk Punk'd

When you are having protected sex with someone and you, rather sneakily, remove the condom and blow your semen inside them, whilst declaring loudly to the victim that they have been "spunk punk'd."
Girl: You fucking prick, did you just come inside me!
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.
by Smelly big jimmy September 9, 2018
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spunk geyser

A spunk geyser is when you pull out and fire a load across the room. Like Gracia...
Please get a towel, because Mark shot a spunk geyser down the hallway...
by Tcal November 28, 2015
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spunk shovel

used for shovelling mass amounts of spunk.
shit ive just exploded everywhere,quick pass that spunk shovel
by wistler212 April 14, 2010
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