Spooger

v. or n.

Typically a person who annoys Nick Cash, but more specifically one who masturbates relentlessly and furiously because the real thing is not a possibility due to one's douche bagness

Bryan can't get any, therefore he is doomed to a life of spooging.

LeVaunte's mom caught him getting after it in her own bathroom. What a spooger!!

by Nick E. Cash May 20, 2008

Spooger

when a guy cums on a girl's face and it goes up her nose; effectively creating spooge boogers. Or boogers made of spooge.

My dude came in my face and I spent the rest of the evening blowing massive spoogers.

by sillygrrl May 22, 2011

stoogle

Extension of the popular name Stu, This partcular specimen, is almost as usefull for random useless information as the popular web search engine, 'Google'. Therefore, If ever information is required, we refer to "Stoogle".

Question: "How does a quasi-thermo membrane work?"
Answer: "Don't know, ask Stoogle!"

by Animalector January 28, 2007

spooge

An any liquid/grease/paste/film found in one's garage

Whatever I touch in here, I end up with spooge all over my hands!

by Tarkin September 24, 2003

Squidley-Spooge

All bodyparts made into one, full body part.

*gets hit with dodgeball* AUGH! MY SQUIDLEY-SPOOGE!

by Paul Griffie January 11, 2005

smoogle

Similar to a snuggle, but wetter. Usually done with speed.

I smoogled Joan.

by Not Coming March 24, 2004

spooge

(n.) A special form of naturally appearing sun tan lotion that is to be spread all over one's face.

Martin: Hey Mr.Gooblefargerdujudenstolchen, can you get some spooge over here on my face?

by PujjyWujjyOTG March 23, 2005