jizzle sponge

A contraceptive sponge used for soaking up jism out of the vaginal crevice.

Damn bitch, that was so much jism that my jizzle sponge won't even soak it up.

by SalinaJones September 10, 2013

dog sponge

When you scrub your dog on a hardwood floor to clean

Me: Mom we don't have anything to clean with. I guess I don't have to do it!
Mom: Don't be silly! Use the dog sponge

by Bradly3679 July 29, 2017

Sponge Madison

An effeminate firefighter.

Geno is a real “Sponge Madison”.

by leatherhead303 November 06, 2022

sponge toffee

hard as a rock, sweet as hell

That guy is sponge toffee

by vietqueen January 18, 2018

Charming Sponge

A person who does not work and mooches off those around them.

Tina's bf is just a charming sponge.

by Thewafflking August 16, 2016

nigerian sponge

A nigerian sponge is a term commonly used to define dickheads who think there better than everybody else, but actually are hipacritical douchebags who sit on there ass all day playing call of duty.

Bob is such a nigerian sponge.

by King dumbass the 4th March 17, 2016

booze sponge

A person (underage or adult) who goes around at a party/restaurant/bar and finishes other people's drinks.

"Marty! You drank the rest of my drink?? You're such a booze sponge. Get your own, MOOCH!"

by helenahandbasket April 07, 2012