Sponge Theory

Spongebob’s sponge theory is a theory which we absorb ideas like a sponge, and where some slip through the holes and others are squeezed out of us in every day life, like a sponge.

Barthes semiotic analysis theory ain’t got shit on spongebobs sponge theory

by trappergirl6o May 15, 2023

bum sponging

Being a leech and soaking up all of someone else's resources.

"You be bum sponging off my whole family"

by BumSponger1 May 15, 2014

Dome sponge

Another name for your brain

I'm taking these hits straights to the dome sponge

by Taco.Freak July 8, 2023

grease sponge

Self explanatory nickname for McDonald's rectangular breakfast hashbrown-like substance.

Synthetic egg, pseudo-cheese and Canadian Bacan't on almost bread isn't quite the same without a side of grease sponge.

by Fred Sampson February 17, 2022

booze sponge

A person (underage or adult) who goes around at a party/restaurant/bar and finishes other people's drinks.

"Marty! You drank the rest of my drink?? You're such a booze sponge. Get your own, MOOCH!"

by helenahandbasket September 3, 2012

Sponge and Gunge

The process of jacking off while showering

Dude 1: why did you take ages in the shower bro?
Dude: I was having a phatt sponge and gunge

by Lil Nish June 26, 2018

Sponge Knee

When one of the knees gives way temporarily whilst walking causing a person to dip halfway to the ground before re-gaining control - therefore looking like a complete tit to any onlookers.

Ha Ha Ha, John just got sponge knee, Ha Ha Ha.

by Wood Knee January 13, 2008