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cucumber splash

The woman takes a dump and gives the man a blowjob simultaneously. The cucumber serves the part of the pun here as there are two long hard members, both making a splash.
Suzan gave Garrett a cucumber splash.
by j-yo felony May 23, 2008
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back splash

after i did her from behind i pulled it out and gave her a back splash
by JAB/EJB July 6, 2006
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Splish Splash

The dirtiest water park in the tri-state area!! People who don't know how to swim come to the park thinking they can swim and by the end of the day lose their slippas and grills.
Me and my friends were bored and sweating so we went to Splish Splash for the day!
by Rick87Ross December 7, 2009
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Splash And Dash

The act of ejaculating on someone sleeping then fleeing the scene of the incidnet.
Person 1: Hey, I totally splash and dashed Janet the other day.
Person 2: Nice!
by Brian Herrmann November 8, 2009
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splash brother

Usually, a hot, three point shooting specialist that lifts up the middle, ring, and pinkie finger. Be careful, don't do that in Brazil!
Man he is my splash brother, he can SHOOT THE ROCK!!
by BruhmiteBruhmiteBruhmite March 12, 2015
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Roegan Splash

A very large and cohesive bowel movement that detaches at the last moment, resulting in a large splash that creates a "Sea World" affect across the butt cheeks. A neutrally bouyant shit, often due to the large ingestion of corn.
(While standing at a urinal) "Did you hear that noise? I bet the dude in stall number two dropped a Roegan Splash."
by D. Ike December 3, 2007
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mud splash

Sexual maneuver in which you give yourself an enema without letting any of the water out so you're filled like a cheap whore in gang bang. You then tell your sexual partner to go down on your bits, dick or asshole. While they are down there you unleash the torrent of doo doo soup that has been ripening in your steamy rectum upon your victims face.
I learned that my bitch whore girlfriend was cheating on me so I left her a note in the mud splash that I gave her.
by condoms are for pussies January 16, 2018
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