Poopy Specks

Specks of poop in an anus, usually coming from someone who never wipes their butt.

"Dude why do you have poopy specks in your butt?"

by CarterSmith September 12, 2023

Anal Specks

Specks of skin from the anus, or specks of poop. (Poopy Specks)

"Dude, wipe your butt you have Anal Specks!"

by CarterSmith September 13, 2023

Salty's Sneaks

The amazing trainers warn by the Salty Mon.

Also see Babs, Salty Walrus, Babatron, sasquatch or Salty con carne.

If you were to stand on Salty's Sneaks:

Salty: "Yo mon watch da sneaks!"

Salty Battys Wife: "Sorry bbz"

by Babs lover January 28, 2008

Did an angel speak?

Did someone just fart? (rhetorical)

This is a humorous way of alluding to a fart that cannot be overheard when in company. It appears in James Joyce's "Portrait of the Artist of a Young Man" when a group of students are discussing various philosophical issues. One of them farts and another of the group asks him: "Did an angel speak?". It is also defined on FartNames.com as "any loud fart in church". Joyce obviously used it humorously, aware of its religious connotations.

by michaelion January 26, 2011

WE DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT HERE

A TCC meme.

person 1: *swears*
teacher: " WE DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT HERE" *gives 25 minute lecture about swearing*

by checkers deluxe May 9, 2018

Murphy's Law of Speaking Up

"If you go ahead and say something, people will get mad and accuse you of being too bold/impudent/forward, expecting too much, or asking too many questions. But if you keep quiet, people will criticize you for being too wimpy to stand up for yourself."

As a child and teenager, people always griped at me for my speaking my mind, and so I finally got too timid to open my mouth. Nowadays, however, many folks --- including some of those very same criticizers from my youth --- tell me that I need to stick up for myself more and stop being such a wuss... can't win! Classic example of "Murphy's Law of Speaking Up", I guess.

by QuacksO June 12, 2019

'dale speak

This refers to the way that all of the rich, spoiled, white kids from North Scottsdale try to talk black/crunk/thuggin, even though none of them are black or have ever even seen a hood.

A conversation between two Scottsdale residents using 'dale speak:

"Yo G, you wanna run up ta Kierland and tear dat shit up, gangsta g style?"

"Hell's yeah! Dat shit be crunk! My Pops lettin me borrow his ZX5 BMW. You know we gonna get some hos!!!"

by Jill-izo November 15, 2006