Sally Saver

derived from or meaning virginal, tease and/or freeze. a new age term that suggests a girl/chick/lady/woman/granny is voluntarily avoiding penetration of the membrane within the vagina from an external male force/jedi mind trick. Women who have broken their hymens with tampons are still considered Sally Savers.

Bob: Yo Bill dont even try to get with Jill. Shes the biggest fucking Sally Saver here.

by Colinsgonnagetpwned July 16, 2008

Pizza Saver

A triangular shaped plastic bag designed specifically for storing pizza in the refrigerator or freeze. Designed with a zipper style closure for easy use. While designed for pizza storage, it also serves as a great disposable pastry bag. Patent #D572603

Mama Fresco's Pizza Saver is the perfect solution for storing pizza in the freezer or refrigerator. No more guessing what is in all that aluminum foil, or plastic wrap. www.mamafrescos.com

by Mama Fresco July 10, 2009

spamvertisements

A spam-style advertisement sent via E-mail. Invented by Bubs of Homestarrunner.com.

"If I'm strapped for cash, I'll sell the E-mail addresses on to Bubs for use in his weekly spamvertisements."

by Me. Who else?! September 12, 2003

spadered

Loosing ones genitalia by way of the spade.

Like with dogs only more fun.

see spading

When he came at me with his spade I knew I was going to get spadered.

by spader March 29, 2004

Spaved

To stave or to strike someone with a spade

Person 1: "What happened to Bob?"

Person 2: "He was annoying me so I Spaved his head in"

Person 3: "Good work, Bob is annoying"

by Mikey McDizzle November 24, 2009

SPAZER

1. A PERSON WHO EXHIBITS IRRATIONAL, GRATUITOUS, OBSESSIVE BEHAVIOR.

2. SOMEONE OVERBEARINGLY CLINGY AND EXCESSIVELY COVETOUS.

3. A CRIMINALLY INSANE INDIVIDUAL WHO CLEAVES TO OTHER PEOPLE.

4. A PERSON WITH A STALKER TYPE OF CREEPINESS WHEN ALONE AND ACTING IRRATIONALLY AND HYSTERICALLY AND ANY AND EVERY MOMENT AND FOR NO GOOD REASON.

THAT WEIRD BITCH MY HOMIE S WITH IS A TOTAL SPAZER!

by michelle k. gunn June 21, 2014

SPAZER

1. A PERSON WHO EXHIBITS IRRATIONAL, GRATUITOUS, OBSESSIVE BEHAVIOR.

2. SOMEONE OVERBEARINGLY CLINGY AND EXCESSIVELY COVETOUS.

3. A CRIMINALLY INSANE INDIVIDUAL WHO CLEAVES TO OTHER PEOPLE.

4. A PERSON WITH A STALKER TYPE OF CREEPINESS WHEN ALONE AND ACTING IRRATIONALLY AND HYSTERICALLY AND AT EVERY MOMENT, FOR NO GOOD REASON IN PERSON.

THAT SPAZER MY HOMIE IS WITH IS A PATETIC LAME!

by michelle k. gunn June 21, 2014