i am way to sober for this shit right now

It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.

Friends being annoying, me “ I am way to sober for this shit right now.”

by Cosmog March 2, 2021

Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network

thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party

by clayhands December 9, 2010

Sober Week

a week of sobriety. usually advertised via memo that only badasses receive.

the week of sept. 22-26, 2008 is sober week, so no drank and no dank.

by absolutely badass November 3, 2008

sober wheel driver

sober wheel driver

Meaning: When a taxi driver drives you and your vehicle home safe.

Why risk a dui when Urban Taxi Cab will get YOU & YOUR VEHICLE home or your destination safe? Stay sober behind the wheel with Urban Taxi Cab's Sober Wheel Driver. #urbantaxicab

by save_soul5000 March 22, 2014

sober mcgober

When a person is so drunk that he is about to pass out, he is said to be sober

'Craig looks like he is about to pass out, he is sober mcgober

by birchestree February 21, 2015

Sober-Sneak-In

A guy comes to a party late after everyone has been drinking for at least an hour. He finds a girl who's clearly had to much and takes her to a secluded place to have sex.

Did you see Colton at the party last night? He came really late, and did that girl who was about to pass out.

Colten used a Sober-Sneak-In to get with the drunk girl.

by GarethBthfc April 13, 2015

Mechanically Sober

intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)

My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.

by colonrae May 28, 2015