puppet sniffer

a person who sniffs the rims around glory holes in public cubicals
a puppet sniffer is a vile depraved idiviadual that sniffs glory hole rims
by the horn bag April 06, 2017
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Butt sniffer

The act of someone named Zoe sniffing someone butt (someone usually named haven)
“That girl named Zoe at our school is a butt sniffer and her bfs name is even haven.” “ do you know what that means” “ no what” “ that she sniffs his butt like the human catipiller when they are alone” “ no way that’s cool I wish my name was zoe”
by Your butt stank January 21, 2020
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Slippery sniffer

Licking your finger and sticking it up someone's nostril.
My boyfriend kept ticking me so I gave him a slippery sniffer LoL... He stopped tickling me.
by Amanda686hodges June 04, 2023
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Sheet Sniffer

A man so desperate for pussy that he'd sniff a woman's bed sheets just to get a whiff of that sweet poontang.
That pathetic sheet sniffer, couldn't get laid even if he was a billionaire.
by Throbbin_HooDD May 09, 2019
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Port Sniffer

When your dog gives your one-night stand a quick sniff when she walks in the door. If he barks twice then you kick her out. If he barks once you go to town.
Man, my port sniffer has saved me from getting chlamydia twice now. Thanks good boy
by Big Papa Wood March 19, 2021
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Bean Sniffer

Like a bean licker only 1. Addicted to crack and 2. Sniffs everyone’s beans
Person 1.) Wow Travis is such a bean sniffer

Person 2.) Yeah it feels as like he’s always high
by Bean Licker October 11, 2019
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Toffee Sniffer

Someone who is so thick-headed and stupid that their brains cannot possibly be something else other than toffee, and since the human body does not produce toffee naturally, it can only be snorted up through the nose. Also, only people that stupid has the tenacity to actually see it through to sniff up toffee.
My dude, that guy is waiting at that Stop sign for it to go green like a Toffee Sniffer.

Someone once asked me "What is a cordless phone?", now THAT is a real Toffee Sniffer.
by Alastor86 December 18, 2021
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