shoebie

someone that ruins surfing for everyone by coming to the beach, trashing the shore, and taking up the waves.

any tourist

by OgirlO July 22, 2003

suwannee two-shoe

The act of urination while standing with feet planted on two parallel canoes floating down a river

"These blue yummies are properly filtered and ready for release... time for the suwannee two-shoe!"

"Hey Srgt. pull over to shore, i need to pee"
... "that would be far to inneficient, its time for you to pull a little suwannee two-shoe"

by TeamHonkey March 15, 2008

Throw a shoe

1) The symbolic act of throwing a shoe at somebody, as a sign of deep loathing and disgust. It is considered to be an extreme act within middle eastern culture.

2) (In internet forums): An expression used to tell n00bs to GTFO, when the expression "GTFO n00b" just doesn't cut it. - used when witnessing epic fail.

1) George w. Bush (at his last press conference in Iraq): "Shokran jeddan" (Arabic) (Translation: Thank you very much)

-Iraqi reporter: ARGHHHHH! I'm gonna throw a shoe at your face!



2) n00b (in atheist forums): ur all going to hell you godless heathens! if you were not atheists god might let you get into heaven!
Appropriate Response: I'll throw a shoe at you, fuckwit!

by AtheistGuy December 20, 2008

shoe fag

A heterosexual man with an obsession with men's shoes. Often known to covet the shoes of other men and ask them uncomfortably personal questions regarding their shoes.

So, about your friend Bob I met the other night. He spent the entire ballgame staring at my feet.

Were wearing fancy shoes? Bob's kind of a shoe fag.

I guess that explains why he asked me if he could feel the leather.

by jlm_one_1 June 15, 2011

wooden shoe

Shoes made of wood. Used to be popular in the Netherlands. Sold to tourists, and worn by dancers during the traditional Dutch klompen dancing.

A prime example of Dutch ethnic pride: "Wooden shoe rather be Dutch? If you aint Dutch, you aint much!"

by Hansel VanEnema January 27, 2007

The One Shoe

A shoe that has lost it's SOLE mate, ha ha. A disgarded lonely shoe, that can be seen on any street across the nation, symbol of disposible society.

You know, there’s a lot of things wrong with the world, famine, war, slavery, rape,
abuse, drugs, the list goes on. But let’s not talk about them; let’s talk about the serious
stuff. For instance, The One Shoe.

by Beadle September 29, 2003

shoe bomber

Richard Reid, the attempted "Shoe bomber" was a potential terrorist who intended to recreate the events of 9-11 by hiding explosive in his shoe. He was foiled and arrested.

The shoe bomber was an Anglo-Jamaican Islamic extremist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004