door-locked-from-the-inside situation

a situation where having solved the problem is a prerequisite for solving it.

it is a problem where a solution exists, but access to it is blocked by the problem itself
this is an execution-based form of a circular reasoning paradox

Buying a package of scissors which need scissors to be opened is a door-locked-from-the-inside situation.

by a dusk veiled coast April 24, 2022

shit mother fucker fuck shit situation

As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.

Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"

Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"

Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."

by Chainsaw22 September 26, 2007

An in the hall of the mountain king-dance of the sugar plum Fairy situation

Two songs that sound extremely similar but different at the same time

"Dude, these two songs sound similar yet different at the same time"
"That's an in the hall of the mountain king-dance of the sugar plum Fairy situation

by Expressionism Empress May 1, 2023

ODST: Overly Demented Situation Transpiring

Is a kind scenario that happens, and requires more then simple explaination--or logic--to be fully understood at any point by the person who experienced it or anyone who got word of it.

Example 1: A dream that Rules 34 Die Hard and Neon Genesis Evangelion shouldn't need to be explained and only seems to be a ODST: Overly Demented Situation Transpiring.

Example 2: Mr Hyde ODST The Invisible man for LULZ.

by Meta Tam When Hi Non September 26, 2009

kit connor situation

people accusing this actor of queer baiting which resulted in him being pressured to come out as bisexual.

“have you seen that video of jenna ortega and the lesbian flag? i’m trying to see if she means ‘yes i support you!’ or ‘we are the same!’ you know?”

“yes i have but please don’t turn this into the kit connor situation…’

by enoias December 4, 2022

When situation is not clear and you out of your overthinking make it futher worse

What is hope- its like dreaming of getting heard from godess who is so sacred to you yet you cursed her put allegation that non beleivers are getting boons and one who prayed only for one single glance everyday is not heard of, i haved asked for sorry for same instances n number of time and again repeat same mistake pls forgive my ignorance as i have lost my common sense in your love , pls i need to see love in your eyes and real smile on your face, once again pls forgive me

# When situation is not clear and you out of your overthinking make it futher worse
what is Hope

faith and love is

everything in nothing

by Devoteeofgodess September 21, 2025

Situational Lust

Feelings of desire for a person who is not particularly attractive but just happens to be the most attractive in the room at that point in time. Often occurs during long boring classes or lectures.

Sufferers usually come to a realisation that the subject of their lust is far less interesting if they ever see them in a different context.

"I thought Joey in my Linguistics class was really hot, but when I saw them in the supermarket I realised it was just a bad case of situational lust"

by Pixel Pixie February 16, 2010