Miyazaki Shuffle

This term refers to the extreme lag and latency often present in the PvP portion of every game made by From Software, such as the Dark Souls series and Elden Ring. (Miyazaki being the name of the creator of these: Miyazaki Hidetaka)

Mild latency and lag in these types of games are usually bearable and a slight inconvenience, however the moment you're connected to a Host that lives on Mars or from the other side of the universe (and also happen to be a Wi-Fi Warrior) then you'll start seeing some real shit!

Your opponent's Character Model will start sliding all over the place while locked in a constant A-Pose and all you can do is just swing your weapon around wildly praying that your hits will connect before the Host can kill you.

Random1: I just got summoned into this Host's world and everyone is sliding around without attacking!
Random2: Good ol' Miyazaki Shuffle.

by NotANameWaster January 15, 2023

communist shuffle

two Russians beating each other off while watching a bear ejaculate

i caught my neighbor doing the communist shuffle

by hillary sponge August 27, 2017

Bahnson Shuffle

Contorting your body in a manner unknown to mankind and only one person on earth can do this shuffle. etc. Bahnson

I was at a party and saw Bahnson do the Bahnson Shuffle...shit was crazy badass

by bahndiggity January 31, 2009

Hershey Shuffle

When you don't have toilet paper in a public restroom and you already dropped a duce. To save your precious pantaloons you waddle to the next stall, ass out, with your pants around your ankles.

Hey Jackie, don't come out here I'm out of paper and doing the Hershey Shuffle.

by Trilerium May 11, 2021

Cellphone Shuffle

The lack of motor skills, balance, and peripheral vision as well as sidewalk weaving displayed by someone walking down a busy street while talking on a cellphone.

This guy in front of me is doing the cellphone shuffle and I can't pass him because he's weaving all over the place.

by MacGruber1 July 8, 2009

Shuffle Fail

When you put your iPod (or some other type of mp3) on shuffle, and it plays some songs by the same artist at least 2 times in a row. Or if the songs start playing in Alphabetical Order after the device is put on shuffle.

I went to the party to hear some great music, but Bill's iPod had a Shuffle Fail, so everyone got tortured and had to listen to Lady Gaga for 3 hours straight. It was horrible.

by TheChampion613 June 20, 2011

Stiggy Shuffle

A dance that men do to symbolize the smallness of their genitalia

Jenny saw Tom doing the stiggy shuffle, she broke up with him because now she knows he has a small penis.

by zorgslover1996 January 20, 2023