shmolatile

something that's volatile, but only approximately, hence shmolatile.

Sodapop: The situation with the Greasers is shmolatile.

by sodapop_darryl April 8, 2019

Shmofl

A cute name typically used to describe a boyfriend by his girlfriend. Used specifically before murdering them with a knife that you keep hidden away under your pillow.

"Reece you're my shmofl", "Then you're my shmofl", "You are such a shmofl"

by ReeceGibbo April 12, 2019

Shmoo

A vape🤦🏻 ♀️ duhhhh (keep this away from the adults they take shmoos from us!!)

Jake- Hey Kim gotta shmoo?

Kim- yeah come over here I'll put it in ur pocket
Teacher- Kim what was that?

Kim- just giving Jake this shmoo to borrow

by Tay41204 May 20, 2019

Shmoop

Means "i have to go" or "im out" or "bye bitch"

I love you in all but shmoops!

by Boonga July 3, 2019

Shmolly

A wild molly falling up the school stairs

Oh shit , shmolly

by Mjkkkk August 15, 2019

Shmookie

A gay man with shmegma who Fucks another man and gets poopdick with his shmegma

Hey man clean your ass hole good next time some dookie came out on my shmegma and now I’ve got shmookie

by Shmooky September 5, 2019

Shmoiler

Taken from the word “shmoil” this word is used to describe a smoking device. Juul, Sourin, etc.

Yo let me hit your shmoiler real quick

Where’s your shmoiler that shit hits different.

by BigOrange September 12, 2019