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Shitfacedticated

Adjective
1. (of a person or their thoughts, reactions, understanding and high level of intoxication) aware of and able to interpret complex issues while very drunk; slurring but subtle.
"discussion and reflection, whilst totally bombed, are necessary for a shitfaceticated response to a puzzling issue"
2. having, revealing, or proceeding from a great deal of worldly experience and knowledge of fashion, culture, and intoxicants that range from the finest wines, cognacs, etc. to Ripple, Thunderbird and Night Train.
"a chic, shitfacedticated man knows which fortified wine to pair with both cordon bleu and frito pie"
"One could tell buy the cut of his Armani suit, the shine of his Ferragamo loafers, and the Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill stain around his lips, that Tobias was indeed a fine example of today's shitfacedticated man."
by JMFS13 July 15, 2014
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shitcockery

Behavior related to acting like an immature, foul-mouthed, unpleasant forum troll more interested in being antisocial than anything else.
After a while, I grew tired of the shitcockery on Fark.com and stopped going to its forums
by Canobes August 29, 2017
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Shiteous

This time of year, the holiday traffic is so shiteous.
by Julez10198 June 2, 2018
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Shitbowl

Superbowl 53 is a shitbowl.
by HomeydClown151 February 3, 2019
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shitfaced

Leo: Where the fuck did Mateo go?

Jarod: He’s shitfaced right now. It’s 2 AM and he’s running through the hotel hallways in his boxers holding two fire extinguishers.
by Japnigga July 2, 2019
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shiteology

Shiteology : the art of talking shite especially when stoned or hammered or both. Very similar to the psychological practice of 'free association' whereby one says the first thing that comes into one's mind. SHITEOLOGIST : a practitioner of the art of shiteology.
For example :

Sean : Jayzus Christ, would ya look at the time, it's 5 in the morning. What the fuck have we been talking about...

Mick : I don't know, a load of random crap. Basically, a load of complete shiteology...
by Mercburner April 10, 2019
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Shitface

The fact that you found this.
Shitface
by iddunno January 30, 2021
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