date shield

A biohazard tattoo directly above the ass crack of a closet homo who can't get any pussy 'cause they're always locked up in prison! Yup, that's why they are always violating parole; so they can get back in jail for some schweaty man love!

Bubba: I wuz gonna nail that little white bitch in the shower this morning, but that little fag has a biohazard tattoo on his crack. That mofo got aids now or is that just a date shield?

Chaz: Dude, you are calling HIM a fag? You are the one nailing a man in the ass. I believe that makes YOU the homo in this situation!

by 11-13 Buster August 11, 2008

date shield

When a female friend brings someone else along on a date in order to prevent any nookie.

Couldn't get on first base last night because she bought along her dog as a date shield.

by bill the cat August 11, 2008

Hair Shield

When you use the smell of your hair to SHIELD you from a particularly nasty odor.

That guy's BO was so rank! HAIR SHIELD!

by TagTeammmm November 21, 2010

Meat Shield

A fagboi that runs in front of another player to give them more of a chance to not die.

"That meat shield faggot."

by Goder555 August 10, 2016

amira sheilds

She is a fat dog

Slut whore
Cheated on two boys

And what about Eddie??

Oh that girl amira sheilds is a fat slut #clip it

by Ethanidaneddieadamsambennoahxx December 15, 2018

bone shield

A nerdier version of a condom

I wanted to have sex with her, but she said no because we did not have a bone shield. So I played WOW instead.

by bmick65 December 3, 2007

SHIELD

The act of yelling "shield" when a bubble shield is thrown in Halo 3. This preferably happens during a ranked match in which you are totally owning the other team.

(After picking up a bubble shield)
"SHIELD"

by Frenchyy November 8, 2007