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You know that thing stuck between your teeth that works at McDonalds? yeah? Okay well his cousin has this dog and he feeds it breakfast everyday, but the dog called him a bitch ass nigga and moved out so he failed his math class and fucked a duck. Now he spends most of his time working part time as my couch, and low-key my butt hurts.

guy1: "yo are you some laundry detergent?"
random guy:"what? No... are you okay. I think you need help"

guy2: "yo heard you needed laundry detergent"(rips off his pants and hands it to guy1)"here"
guy1:"thanks"(walk away whilst licking the pants)
random guy:".....wtf..... oh sex"

by seriouslythoyopussyscrumptious April 23, 2018

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ARE YOU DEAD. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT SEX IS.

SHAME SHAME SHAME.

GO HAVE SEX NOW.

by GINGER PUSSY SUCKER DICK CUNT March 15, 2010

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The Latin number for 6

Puellae sex

Translates: The six girls

by TcatBoyyy November 26, 2016

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Brah !! Really your looking up sex ? Fuck off before i put a dildo up your ass 😒

You want a sentence with sex used in it huh? Did I not warn you already ?? Do you really want a dildo up your ass ??

by HEYDADDY69 October 7, 2019

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When two people make out it leads to getting naked and the guy shoving his penis into the girls vagina hard, fast, deep, whatever you want. This also refers to eating out, fingering, blowjobs, handjobs, etc. Also known as "making love" or "doing it". Doing this can also make babies, so use a condom.

Shane and alisson had sex all night long. He made her moaned loudly as his penis went in and out of her for hours.

Shane: Last night was great babe.
Alisson: You rocked my world.
Shane: Wanna do it again? right now?
Alisson: Yeah i do!!

A week later alisson found out she was pregnant.

by Shane and Alisson January 1, 2009

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