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cuff the senator

She got me so turned on I had to go cuff the senator
by MeatCubed June 13, 2014
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where your sanity is

Hard to find, when the world seems to have lost its way.
All day she had been battered by fearsome news, exhausted by screen time, assaulted by warnings. Getting into bed - where she had worked since morning - she asked herself, "It's ten o'clock, do you know where your sanity is?" And her answer was, "Not really, no."
by Monkey's Dad May 28, 2020
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Thank You For The Question, Senator

A phrase given by someone being interviewed by a senator, when their sole goal is to waste time and not actually respond to a question with an actual answer.
"Thank you for the question, senator", I do believe I followed the rules and regulations brought forth by the state governor that I work under.

"Thank you for the question, senator", The governor's office follows state legislator for this topic.

"Thank you for the question, senator", I'll have to look into that and get back to you another day.
by BigHickWithBigDick June 27, 2023
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Sanity

1. Pure evil
2. If you are in possession of such a thing, fix it. NOW.
baaaaaaaaaaaaaad moose sanity, wench
by amu October 11, 2003
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Sanity

Nooooo I outsourced MY sanity to YOU and was left wanting. And it’s a brilliant idea because it came from me.... And I’m a genius.
Hym “My sanity isn’t much of a concern for you at the moment though.... It will be when I defeat the creature. “What happens when theflaming sword’ comes for you?” It doesn’t I’m the one who sends it. Was that your favorite part? That’s my favorite part. That what makes it cool!”
by Hym Iam October 24, 2022
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Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.
"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"
by Immortal Synn December 9, 2008
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senator zell

A complete freakout, made fun of by Jon Stewart on the daily show. Known for his actions of trying to challange a reporter to a duel.
ZELL ON EARTH
"I wish this was still the time when i could challange a man to a duel! just like Senator Zell, good ol republicans"
by ~~~James~~~ April 27, 2006
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