When you are fucking a chick doggystyle, and the you slip an ecstacy pill in her poo hole. Then all you have to do is wait 20 mins and you are in for some freaky shit!
Steve: Hey, did that girl you hooked up with last night night at the Gaff push back pretty hard?
Al: Nah, but then I used the secret shelf and she blew my world!
Al: Nah, but then I used the secret shelf and she blew my world!
by Sam Deighton March 14, 2009
Get the The secret shelfmug. "Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"
by Big Jack's Bollocks July 21, 2017
Get the secret shagmug. An alcoholic that sneaks a drink when they think no one is looking. Usually hides bottles all around the house so they can get a drink whenever they need it.
“I think I smell alcohol on his breath it’s like 7:30 in the morning. Ohh he’s got bottles hidden all over the place, he’s a Secret Sipper”
by Capt_Quint October 8, 2015
Get the Secret Sippermug. An awesome band who's words describe my life. They're very relatable. From Saratoga Springs, NY just waiting for their time to make it big.
Girl 1: Have you heard Secret Secret Dino Club's song 'When I was 16?'
Girl 2: Hell yeah! It's amazing.
Girl 2: Hell yeah! It's amazing.
by Flamingo3 June 9, 2011
Get the Secret Secret Dino Clubmug. When a straight guy is in a dark room having sex with what he thinks is a women but it is actually a transvestite. The transvestite sits on his pole and then plants shim's root into his belly button.
"Dude did you hear about Beau getting hit with the Dark Secret?"
"Bummer man, shim looked like a chick at the bar."
"Bummer man, shim looked like a chick at the bar."
by Gulf Coast Misfit October 30, 2011
Get the Dark Secretmug. by bees on pie April 7, 2017
Get the Secret Societiesmug. A secret you hide from your roommate after a night of partying. The most common secret is a burrito you pick up on your way home.
by the 20th crime June 15, 2021
Get the secret burritomug.