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Second Hand Sex

A street punk/ ska punk band based out of Cincinnati Ohio. Their sound is something like that of the Crack Rock Steady Seven groups. Corey on guitar, Nick on bass, and Jesse on drums.
Second Hand Sex is playing with Subhumans and Millions Of Dead Cops at the Mad Hatter!
by thenihilisticmisfit March 31, 2011
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Secondhander

Not to be compared to secondhand, a secondhander is when your bro jerks you off

The only thing you have to do is say #NoHomo before you do it
Bro 1: Yo i'm so sad i cant even get out my bed
Bro 2: Don't worry bro i got a secondhander coming up
by Marvin zoey January 8, 2019
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SecondHandThot

They imitate almost everything you’d expect from an instagram thot, but with less followers. They follow just about every mainstream fad: Adidas, Gucci, yoga pants, ripped jeans, crop tops -in black and white or dark colors. About 95% of the time, the underlying message in their posts is “I look amazing, don’t you all think so?”

Alot of their social media consists of photos of them in erotic outfits, swimsuits, you’ll also see them mingling with other girls who are the same way. You’ll see many photos of her at parties or events with captions like “I’m the star in this bar” or “I’m slaying with my queens”. They purposely show off their bodies by turning to the side in their skin tight outfits and will indirectly praise photos of themselves in their captions, and will argue that it’s 100% genuine; no appetite for gratification at all. She’s quick to deny her thot-like nature, yet her posts contradict her denial.

They will fuss at you if you call them out for their snowflakish behavior. They’ll even whine about it on instagram. Their indulgence with social media has left them with a bizarre set of beliefs and they genuinely believe their asinine bullcrap is the truth.

Some will act as if they’ve gone through a life changing experience with God, then a erotic pose or outfit is their next post. They'll try to go the "I don't mince words" or the "If you can't handle me at my worst” route to make it seem like you’re inadequate.
SecondHandThot: I’m not an instagram model! I’m not a 2nd hand thot! Stop judging me! I dont care what you say!

Person 1: Yet everything you post, say, and do on social media greatly resembles what instagram thots like Kylie Jenner do on Instagram.
by Kanokon March 6, 2020
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Second Hand Series

A television program made in one country that exports to another. usually people in the country that the show has been exported to are a season or more behind.

Little Britain, the Ali G Show and others are second hand series. They were British programs introduced to American audiences and shown on American tv (not including BBCAmerica). Gossip Girl, Desperate Housewives and pretty much every American series known to man, were exported to the UK and other countries.
Amy: "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" premiered on Showtime last night.

Becka: Isn't that a second hand series? Aren't they already showing Season 2 in the UK?
by Ashley G., Texas June 17, 2008
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second hand snoop

when someone is using the computer (either while doing stuff with files on his/her desktop or while on myspace) and someone else comes in and tells you to open a bunch of your own stuff just to see what you have/tells you to click on their ex's myspace homepage so they can see what that person is possibly saying about him/her.
1: "hey joe, what are you doing?"
Joe: "usin the computer"
"open that file, now that one, now that one. what's 'my tax payments 97?"
Joe: "stop second hand snooping me, dammit!"

2: "are you on myspace?"
"yeah, why?"
"search (name of ex). I wanna see what he/she said about me"
"no, i'm not gonna second hand snoop for you. Do it yourself."
by obamapproved September 11, 2009
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second-hand sun

When you get your daily allotment of vitamin D from basking in an iridescent moon glow. Mostly pertaining to those living in overcast places who never get to see the sun...but for some reason always see the moon.
Ultra-white chic: "I don't have to worry about freckles since I tan in second-hand sun!"

Normal chic: "Yeah the 'Elven' look really works for you...how is 'Narnia' these days!"
by Skippychris December 8, 2010
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Second Hand Friend Fist Bump

I don't know the kid but he's also friends with Alex, so we engaged in a Second Hand Friend Fist Bump.
by Mis-hap October 24, 2010
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