seated hug

a step above the traditional hug. This hug is reserved for occasions such as a long awaited return of a friend...or significant other. The embrace will be so strong and enjoyable that it is best appreciated in a seated position.

Jill gave Jack a good "seated hug" upon his return from a two week business trip.

by redneck dictionary September 11, 2012

meat to seat

When a man sits down to drop a coal dumpling and his penis lays on the toilet seat

I caught pimp drip cause I went meat to seat at the mall bathroom.

by Cooter polluter April 16, 2017

Seat Sandwich

Describes when you're on some form of public transportation (bus, train, etc) and you're uncomfortable from the people on your right and left. Used particularly to describe frustration when the people on the right or left can make some more room for you but don't.

A: You look beat!

B: Yeah, I was stuck in a seat sandwich for the full 2 hour train ride here. The idiot on my left had room but he wouldn't budge. I hate public transit!

by GeneRickyShaw2 May 27, 2016

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

ghost seat

When the toilet seat is still warm from the previous person who used it

My mom left a ghost seat 🤢

by Alexbyrne2828 January 19, 2021

The Preacher's Seat

In a Southern droll or slang; to fall flat on your ass.

The Preacher's Seat: Such as falling on ice or walking into a tree limb.

by ComradeChandler March 22, 2011

Wan Seat

Seat at a poker table from which statistically unlikely bets/calls succeed at an unlikely rate. See also: Jammy Get, Spawny Bastard.

Suggestive or indicative of unnatural luck: a wan seat.

Player1: "You just called my trip aces with an inside straight draw with one card to come and completed your straight on the river to knock me out and win £1000."

Player2: "Why of course. I am sat in the Wan Seat. What else did you expect to happen?"

by Carlos The Diesel January 24, 2006