Schrodinger

Adjective describing an object or concept that could be there, but at the same time, may not be there.

That ball is such Schrodinger, like, I saw it a second ago, and now, it's gone.

by LemionLaLemon February 15, 2025

Schrodinger's freak

Someone who, depending on whether observed or not, will exhibit freak-like behaviour.

"Look at Schrodinger's freak over there, cooking naked in the kitchen."

by dihrac October 28, 2025

Schrodinger's bet

When you make a bet in poker but you're not sure whether it's a value bet or a bluff. Generally a bad idea.

He just made a Schrodinger's bet with pocket 7s on a board of K54Q, what a fish.

by PhotonZ July 22, 2024

Schrodinger's Sammy

A paradox of quantum superposition.

The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.

Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy

by h06i10 January 8, 2023

Schrodingers Jerk

A jerk whom says something mean or offensive, if it is taken well he takes it seriously, if it is taken badly he plays it off as a joke.

Tom would always say racist things and then say joking when we got mad, such a Schrodingers Jerk.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024

Schrodinger's Box

When two people who have underwent Gender Affirming Nullification Surgery perform the sex position normally refered to as "Scissoring"

"Did you hear Mx. Odditie and Slushi hooked up at the party?
"Yeah I heard they were Schrodinger's Boxing last night!"

by SLUSHI.EXE July 30, 2025

Schrodinger's Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob while at a sex party (sexoska) and almost falling asleep next to the love-making male-female couple who might happen to be your friends and are hidden under the blanket. It is usually linked with a dilemma of whether to look under the blanket or just let it be.

Hey pal, I was getting a Schrodinger's blowjob yesterday but really had no idea whether it was Andy or Mary schmosomimly sloppily blowing me.

by higlandoutdoordaddy December 22, 2022