bachelor's salad 

You grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. You bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. Usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor's refrigerator.

Tom: Oh crap, I'm hungry but don't want to prepare anything.

Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.

bachelor's salad by EDelo September 22, 2009

Homemade Russian salad 

When mates are having a proper feast, and drinking lots of red wine. They’re enjoying themselves and having a brainy time.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.

Dudes: “PETE! Where have you goddamn been?! All of a sudden you just disappeared.”

Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”

Dudes: “Ahh fair man”

Homemade Russian salad by J-man The oneliner January 16, 2022

Windy City Salad 

The act of licking the anus and it's surrounding areas while the receiver lets loose a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process known as flatulence.

Your mom asked if she could toss my salad. I told her I had 3 supreme tacos and double beef burrito for lunch. Therefor it will be of the Windy City Salad variety.

Windy City Salad by RoundhouseKick September 24, 2009

Salaheddin 

Salaheddin, is a great guy who always backs you up in all kind of situations. He will always be by your side no matter what, if you know a salaheddin, you're a really lucky guy or girl.

- Ohh, do you know that guy Salaheddin

- Yeah bro, hes the best guy, he backs me up everytime.

Salaheddin by realstart10 September 30, 2020

salacious 

a sophisticated way to say sleazy; sexual in a vulgar or overdone way.

“Mr. Thomas, my good man, are you still seeing that salacious young socialite?”
“Why yes, Dick, I am!”
“Oh, you dog!”

salacious by masokitty August 5, 2018

True salad 

True Salad: expressing ones agreement with a statement. used like "word" when you want to agree with what someone has said.

Bob: Yeah, that one math test was impossible.

Jimmy: True salad.

Matt: I don't get why the answer is 4?
Tim: Because its 2+2
Matt: Oh yeah... true salad

True salad by harry ballzonja March 3, 2011

Muddy salad 

Sticking marijuana in another’s asshole and eating it out in a gentle manner

“Just gave that kid a muddy salad in DeSoto”

Muddy salad by Srhsandshit December 9, 2018