Sloppy salmon

A sloppy salmon is where a man fucks a woman with a fish and then slaps that pussy with the dead fish

I’m gunna sloppy salmon you tonight

by Dequavis Jones March 16, 2019

do the salmon

flappin and slappin your forearm against someone elses like a mad bitch

hey mikaela (DO THE SALMON)

by swagtown-2012 September 23, 2013

string salmon

a flushed tampon that doesn't make all the down, but swims back upstream and returns to the toiler bowl.

"Ew. Don't go in that stall. There's a string salmon in that one!"

by cre8tv July 11, 2008

Fighting Salmon

A group of old women who shop at stores like Wet Seal or Forever 21 to make themselves appear a lesser age for younger men.

That woman's such a fighting salmon; she dresses like her daughter.

by Pancreas1980 May 11, 2010

salmon eggs

When you masturbate shortly after being punched in the nuts and produce a mix of cum and blood.

Dude, after you hit me in the dick I had them salmon eggs.

by Sup98 April 08, 2015

silk salmoning

Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.

That man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!

by Sir Oli G bumwart November 10, 2006

salmon slap

When a young woman is in the spawning area and is suddenly slapped across the face with a slippery dick.

Jared salmon slapped the shit outta Johanna the other night while I was in jail.

by Smokedaweed April 05, 2006