Salami Dih

A massive penis. In both girth and length. A true biological feat. Even those who don’t care for deli meats will have their mouths watering for some salami dih. If you don’t know anyone with salami dih, it might be you!

I’m a vegetarian and I still love salami dih

by weezydidit December 21, 2025

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Salami-traumi

When a subject is subjected to the trauma of a salomi sized nip.

Omg Velma, Dafani is so traumatizing all sorts of niggas wit dem big ol salami nipples of hers. Damn homie! I got dat salami-traumi my nigga!

by Thesaurus-sac-a-Rex January 16, 2025

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black salami

honestly one of the most impressive things ive ever seen in my life

John - "Yo have u seen black salami"
Pete - "Yeah that shit was unreal, I wish I was that big"

by yhisannpc February 27, 2025

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Jade salami

A big black girl with a monstrous sneeze

“Mum I think I’ve failed my exam i couldn’t concentrate because there was a Jade salami in the exam room”

by Dvaiwnfhaowbd March 23, 2025

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michael salami

Michael Salami. the most handsome and most beautiful man you’ll ever see. He is so tall with curly hair and it’s so amazing. Having a michael salami in ur life is js amazing 😻😻😻

Look at Michael Salami. He’s so fine.

by Ashley Yepez May 25, 2023

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