salami

'Salami'

A word to describe a moment were you secretly share negative emotions towards someone who is unaware of the fact.

person1: "yeah I accidentally microwaved my pet cat"
person2: salami.
person1: "lol what?"

by martsanie November 8, 2020

thommy salami

the most perfect male appendage anyone has ever layed eyes on

did you see the thommy salami on that guy

by corncobcock August 22, 2025

Pittsburgh salami

Pittsburgh salami" an unusual sexual position that include fries and a lot of cole slaw in a position that resembles the states of Pennsylvania and Ohio in a coital embrace.

Mikey was giving Sara the Pittsburgh Salami before delivering a sack of beef sandwiches, she needed two terrible towels to clean up afterwards.

by MasterOfLunchmeat July 16, 2023

Salami Muncher

Something related to the Dominican Republic or somebody who is from the Dominican republic

Baseball is for salami muncher
You’re such a salami muncher

by QwertyTheHexagon June 12, 2023

salami pie

The best pie in all of history made with tons of grease and salami.

A yummy pie made from salami is salami pie.

Potato...

by Nissassa223 May 15, 2016

Salami sunday

It's that time of the week when it's time to get down and dirty

Yo, you ready? Ready for what. Salami Sunday.

by Chrijosh July 13, 2021

frozen salami lips

A phenomenon that occurs when a phallus is exposed to cold air.

"Oh dude you're dick is totally giving me frozen salami lips"

by askjdnasdkio December 2, 2015