Starbucks Crotch

The poor placement of an iced beverage from Starbucks between the inside of the upper thigh (most frequently occurring while driving, at a movie, or at bingo), which results in condensation from the cup wetting the crotch region of the victim's pants.

Person 1: "Look at Joseph! He looks like he had wet himself."

Person 2: "No, no...he simply is suffering from a case of Starbucks Crotch."

by Gunner315 October 3, 2011

Starbucks savant

Someone who has memorised the entire range of Starbucks drinks and can recite them at will.

Derek - "...Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Coffee Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Espresso Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Mocha Frappuccino..."

Jon - "Jesus, Derek's a fucking Starbucks savant!"

by Memebrain July 6, 2011

starbucks dieter

an overweight starbucks patron usually dressed in sweatpants and 3xx Tshirt who orders a non fat latte with a shot of caramel and whipped cream and a blueberry muffin

it looks like a starbucks dieter convention in here today

by bangalore bob October 3, 2014

starbucks shuffle

The act of throwing out the prior Starbucks cup when ordering another cup either the next morning or later that day at the drive-thru.

"WTF??? That snotty barista was pissed when I asked him to do the Starbucks shuffle for me after paying $3.84 for a latte!"

by patty browning January 24, 2008

starbucks special

Noun 1. the act of pouring lukewarm coffee into the woman's vagina and sucking it out with a straw*

*Note: Make sure that coffee does not exceed 85 degrees
**Note: Do not use sugar. It encourages bacterial growth, and yeast infection may result.

I gave my girlfriend a starbucks special, and it was very tasty!

by Dan, Justin, Nathan March 31, 2003

starbucks foam

the thing that every history teacher drinks cups of. also if you ever bully a teacher who drinks cups of starbucks foam never bubbly her/him or you will probably die.

student:"what are you drinking ms.barnet"
teacher:"a cup of starbucks foam"

by sheeeeeeshhhhhhh April 23, 2021

Starbucks Slut

Someone who uses people only for payment of Starbucks coffee. Someone who throws all the ethics of spreading their legs for some good coffee beans

The man thought she was his friend, only to find out that she was only a Starbucks Slut

by Coffee Realist November 30, 2017