blowing smoke up my ass

Giving a gratuitous and insincere compliment, possibly to deceive. (Can be my, your, his, or her ass, but probably not plural, as in their asses.)

Yeah, sure. Thanks for the kind words, but I think you're blowing smoke up my ass.

by RSD July 7, 2006

smoke-filled room

A meeting place for politicians.

What goes on in those smoked-filled rooms?

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

Smoker's Dilemma

The situation where any given smoker is driving while smoking, during a down pour of rain. The smoker is faced with the choice of either getting rained on or rolling up the window and suffocating themselves.

Ole Sharon was needing her nicotine dose when she was incoherently faced with the "Smoker's Dilemma". She rolled her window up to avoid ruining her mullet perm and later suffocated in the car.

by Clintawesome August 24, 2010

Smoke the Gamer Pipe

A phrase that means "to suck dick." Only gamers have gamer pipes and can call their penis a "gamer pipe."

"Dude, those two girls came over and smoked the gamer pipe while I beat The Witcher 3."

"Wow man, I wish girls would smoke the gamer pipe at my place."

by snarkeater September 13, 2018

Baretta smoke

verb - to hold a cigarette between the lips as if smoking, but never light the cigarette, as made relatively famous by Baretta, 70's T.V. detective.

I have a sore throat, so I'm just gonna Baretta smoke this one.

by majorwood May 13, 2009

sweedish smoke screen

when you are in a public bathroom and are pushing out the last few drops of pee and you accidently push out a high pitched stinkey little fart.

shit buddy I just droped an unforgivable sweedish smoke screen.

by nortington the third August 23, 2009

making smoke

Farting while walking.

Picture the fart being visible, then it would look like when battleships or tanks would make smoke to obscure themselves in battle.

Dude, I was making smoke on the way to the elevator and when I turned around I notice the boss was following me the whole way. AWWWKward.

by Bdoserror April 19, 2011