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'Smart car'ed

When you are driving around in a crowded parking lot and think you finally see a space, you go for it but just as you're about to pull in, you see a smart car parked all the way at the front of the space.
"Dude what took you so long to park" "The lot was crowded and I got "'smart car'ed" a few times"
by Ensen Jackles February 11, 2013
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Smart penis

A smart, entrepreneurial and intelligent male,who happens to have a penis
-Oh god, Oscar is such a smart penis.I wish we would go on a date.
-That douchebag?!No way!
by littlepurpleeggplant April 30, 2023
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smart rock

a made-up categorization, term and catchword for multiple rock genres like psychedelic rock, experimental rock, prog rock, post-rock, space rock, art rock etc. (the same applies to metal genres) that tend to be more complex and diverse both lyrically, musically and technically than most genres of mainstream music, the lyrics tend to be more sophisticated and than your average pop song and common themes include:

philosophy, social criticism, psychology, politics, spirituality, poetry.

Although it is not uncommon for songs of these genres to be instrumental, as they are letting the music itself tell the story rather than vocals.

the music itself is more complex technically and longer and tends to focus more on the ambience (timbre) and technicality of the piece, rather than instrumentation and melody, although some genres are also known for being melodically and/or harmonically complex. Since this music is not intended to be mainstream, most of its listeners are a niche audience. So although "smart rock" is very good, not many people know it since it's usually anti-mainstream, but nonetheless it's still good music.

Although there are differences between those genres, the one similarity is that they all lean on experimentation and inventiveness.

Bands that could potentially fall into this categorization are bands like:
Tool, pink floyd, the doors, king crimson, porcupine tree, rush, radiohead, etc.
Dude 1: What music do you listen to?
Dude 2: Rock
Dude 1: Oh, you listen to AC/DC, Guns n'Roses, right? Maybe some Nirvana? Those are great bands man!
Dude 2: Nah, i'm more into psych rock, prog rock, you know all of those genres.
Dude 1: Oh, so you're into smart rock.
Dude 2: Yeah, man! (puts on headphones and listens to 35 minute prog rock track with 67 solos in one minute, talking about dragons and fantasy)
by Pajcho October 31, 2023
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lazily smart

your really intelligent but your always too lazy to do any work and people often give you a bad rep as lazy but in school you can whizz through a test like all the questions are 2+2
1: why are you sleeping you have work to do
2: huh? what? i finished it to Ez
1: omg your lazily smart ain't you

2: zzzzz
by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023
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smart cart

1) A name for the busses of the SMART bus company.
2) Another name for a handicap van. tard cart
Man I missed the Smart Cart, now I need to call a hommie to pick my ass up.
by spamtastic June 15, 2006
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lazily smart

you are rick sanchez just cba with it so do the bare minimum required to live
you're lazily smart
by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023
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Smart bombs

Noun. Euphemism referring to a pair of female breasts, which, once activated, can be pointed at a male target and zero in on his most vulnerable area, rendering it under the control of his attacker. (Not his brain.)
knockers, hooters, boobs, tits, Smart bombs
by Queen of the Smart bombs September 23, 2009
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