Tom spelled the word knokced instead of knocked because he is dyslexic, but the teacher can't correct him due to the school's new reader neutral policy which requires acceptance of all spellings.
by choad al amode May 6, 2019
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Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.
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A fanfic reader is someone who can read copious amounts of smut with a straight-ass face but giggles and loses their shit (in a very blushy manner at that) at the tiniest amount of fluff, some love reading angst too.
These people can read a very unhealthy amount of words in one night.
They should take pride in it, they're good people. They read fanfiction by the way-
These people can read a very unhealthy amount of words in one night.
They should take pride in it, they're good people. They read fanfiction by the way-
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