Real men stand in a circle with their friends, have their pants down and sing the following...
"I am special, i am special, yes i am, yes i am."
"I am very special, i am very special, yes i am, yes i am."
"I am special, i am special, yes i am, yes i am."
"I am very special, i am very special, yes i am, yes i am."
by I Want To Believe Original RIP May 2, 2022

Big Egg and the Matrix trying to convince you that eggs are real, usually pursued using traffic stops by the police force in the form of speeding tickets.
Andrew Tate: The Matrix is trying to convince me that eggs are real.
Luc: We all know that eggs are not real.
Luc: We all know that eggs are not real.
by petterpanpytt October 31, 2022

by Lunpanew I guess 🤪 November 24, 2021

by Qsm May 16, 2021

by Booty Ass kid June 5, 2023

Excuse me waiter, but this glass of wine you served me is half empty. Could I please have a real pour? Thanks.
by Couch Pig February 10, 2018
