Texas RattleSnake

When a Homo Shakes His Small Dick In His Gay Partners Mouth

Last Night Jimmy and me did the Texas RattleSnake Lastnight..it was fun till he jizzed

by iMw2BK August 30, 2010

Nevada Rattlesnake

A sexual act in which one partner inserts a maraca in their anus and then proceeds to shake their ass vigorously making a sound similar to a rattlesnake just before striking at its prey.

I thought I was getting a kinky BJ and then the crazy bitch pulled a Nevada Rattlesnake and shoved a maraca up her ass then bit me in the dick.

by FieryFun April 13, 2016

Rattled

Frustrated or angry about an event that has already occurred or is sure to occur in the near future.

BANDAR!

"Oh man I got totally fucked by that test. I am so rattled."

"I cant believe I have to hang out with that bitch tomorrow, I am so fucking rattled."

by corderbro January 29, 2009

Rattled

Drunk or high beyond belief or reality; stoned or baked; piss drunk or hammered

I was so damn rattled at that bakesale yesterday, dude best cookies ever.

by TheRattledRapscallion March 21, 2010

rantlers

Multi-pronged offensive weapons projecting from the cranium of a male who has something to say, and say again, and then expound upon, at length and in detail, with increasing volume, until his adversaries, and even those who might under gentler circumstances have agreed with him, are driven toward quieter pastures.

He came out of the theater sharpening his rantlers, so aggrieved by the multitude of sins - factual, artistic, moral, narrative, historic, cultural, - committed by the new Tarantino film - the sheer misdirection, when there had been so much to be made from the basic elements of the story, the irredeemable irrelevance of every central character and most of the secondary characters, wasted plots twists galore, to no advantage, gratuitously altered realities, that interminable shot in the second act which had no place in the mise-en-scene...

by Monkey's Dad September 8, 2019

rattler

A fart so low-pitched that it rattles the windows like a passing freight train and causes the anus to vibrate like a venetian blind shaken by a gust of wind.

Yo, beeze! You musta ripped yo'sef a new one wid dat rattler!

by Unka Pignuts February 23, 2003

death rattle

that annoying/scary noise made by the girl in "The Grudge". this is caused by her neck being broken. Sort of a strangled ahhhhhhhhh.

I heard the death rattle behind me. Then I was dead.

by claireisfreakedout January 11, 2011