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Ranked Competitive Sex

"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."
by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023
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Jerkmate Ranked

Popular online form of entertainment and contests between like-minded people of all ages, who all share a passion for ejaculation, whilst all achieving certain standards of gooning and jelqing. This contest is judged upon the speed, intensity and flair of stroking one's Corpus spongiosum (penis). The competition is carried out in formats of single, doubles and squad.
Billy have you done your work yet?

'Fuck off I'm gooning on Jerkmate Ranked'
by Fondle Monster 69 February 3, 2025
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CGS RANK

A rank which jordan and sleepie have decided to take from the talented and kind jamescgs.
this rank also has powerful things that you take from jamescgs when you take this rank from him like his pride.
jordan and sleepie took cgs rank away from jamescgs even though he paid a dollar for it
by jamescgs November 27, 2021
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Rank beggar

a dumbass who keeps begging for ranks. More abundant if the person knows you in real life (if you are an admin or anyone who can grant ranks)
Person 1: gIbE mE dA rAnK
Person 2: no! die rank beggar!
by some dude irl December 18, 2019
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Rank dog

Rank dog- someone that smells/ditches the boys aka dogs the boys
Sam” Oi you hear Ryan ditched the boys
James”what a Rank dog he is”
by Happy days January 20, 2020
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Krank rank

Good or very high up
She slow, oh nawl that girl is krank rank!
by Bumble killer bee October 6, 2023
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X-Rank

Has a usage similar to S or P rank (as in, so good you go beyond A) Not used in many games
NOOO WAYYY I X-RANKED WHATT!!
by Durhappisunderdue August 8, 2025
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