california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s

Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief

by Liloilo August 10, 2021

raisin tits

Old wrinkled tits.

I film granny porn for a living. Raisin tits are common in my line of work.

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

Raisin Seed

When someone who already has very small nuts get cold

“Man it’s so cold out that I got Raisin Seeds”

by BiggyButs December 10, 2024

raisin buffet

when 4 or more of elderly women of age 70 and plus, engaging in any sexual acts with a male to achieve orgasm. However, if the male is aroused through his prostate in order to achieve orgasm it is then considered the Atl buffet.

Dude, too bad you missed out on the raisin buffet last night. Mildred, was insane.

by madmaximo December 29, 2016

the river raisin snot rocket

When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.

Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.

by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020

Gray Raisin

Someone's ass hole

Instead of eating ass lets start calling it munching the "gray raisin"

by ChubbyBunny985 November 11, 2019

Raisin pizza

A general description for an undesirable thing. Like raisins on pizza, the topic is something heavily disliked.

Did you actually see that movie? It was a total raisin pizza.

by Not Donut August 12, 2021