The Quest

The search for someone to have a sexual experience with after months of celibacy either by choice or disfigurement.

The Quest continues for Guy.

by Cris Coy February 10, 2009

sad, quiet ending

Getting hand release at a massage parlor while your parents watch via live two-way video.

My mother yelling, "Oh God, no, don't do that, oh, no!" made that a sad, quiet ending to remember.

by darthcletus January 16, 2009

woman trap question

A question to which there is no correct answer

"Was she prettier?"
"Does my ass look big in these?"
"Am I pretty?"

Cindy - "That girl he kissed, was she prettier than me?"
Sid - "Uhh...that's such a woman trap question. But no, of course not."

by Sid P May 1, 2007

seal question

A question in an exam that has absolutely nothing to do with the syllabus of the course. First used in January 2010 in Britain when an A-level Biology paper had a question about a seal respiring under water for long periods of time.

"That question on dialysis was such a seal question!"
"I know, what was the point in revising?!"

by daj198 January 26, 2010

ask no questions and you'll be told no lies

It is a quote by Charles Dickens that is used to reply to a question with an answer best kept untold.
The quote has been shortened to "ask no questions hear no lies" in modern use by people who do not know the origin of the quote.

Professor: How far along are you with that assignment, Peter?
Peter: Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies, Professor.
Professor: Ah, Charles Dickens. Alright then, we'll just forget about the assignment for now. I will not accept any work given to me after the hand-in date, remember that.

by stevie the illiterate March 16, 2017

Quiet kid

The quiet kid is usually a kid in school who is considered quiet and/or silent. In meme culture the quiet kid is considered the most badass person in the class and be able to kick everybody's ass. Example of this is include Light Yagami from Death note and Onision's self inserts in his books. Alot of the quiet kid memes is likely there for the author to self insert themself as a cool kid since alot of internet users was themself quiet as a kid. Alot of the jokes also revolve aroud "school shooting happens, lol"

student 1: "Hi"
Quiet kid 1: "..."

by Wulmer May 31, 2021

Questie

A fan of Quest Crew who are of America's Best Dance Crew fame.

Damn, that questie is a hater.

by livery April 7, 2009