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plumper pumper

One who likes to bang fat chicks. (Fat not PHat). Also know as a pig hunter, pig farmer, chocolatier.
Rob: Its not that she is just fucking some other guy right now and idont want in the middle, i will find new girls, i just wanne be friendswith her. Besides, theres a fat bitch in raymond i might nail soon.
Dan: Hey big girls need love too, I just never figured you 4 a plumper pumper!!!!
Rob: awwwww damn
by Dano3805 October 25, 2006
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pump and dump

Similar to a one night stand. One who purposely fornicates with another, while not intending to see them in the future. Like a conquest.
Chad: "Dude, I scored a hot piece of ass last night!"

Ken: "What, is she like your girlfriend now or something?"

Chad: "Naw man, it was just a pump and dump scenario. I've got a date with Buffy tonight."
by Angela Wallenbrock, MD November 23, 2007
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One Pump

When object a destroys object b in one swift motion.
Guy 1: What the fuck bro?!?

Guy 2: What happened man?
Guy 1: This no skin just one pumped me in Tilted Towers.
Guy 2: Bro that sucks.
by Stealthtaco August 2, 2018
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rum pumpkin

the rum pumpkin is similar to the gin bucket. basically, you just take a plastic toy pumpkin and mix drinks involving rum in it.

this was originated at northeastern university.
Mike: Dude, we've got alot of rum laying around, and a plastic toy pumpkin. What can we possibly do with this?

Kyle: Sounds like a rum pumpkin kind of night to me. Throw some apple cider in there and lets get to work.
by kyle@northeastern October 28, 2009
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quick pumper

Someone that doesnt last long in bed.
Julia: Michael only lasted 5 minutes in bed last night.
Heather: Oh, hes a quick pumper eh?
by Michael Krein November 7, 2007
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pumpkin snatch

When a puss is fucked so hard that it is swollen like a pumpkin
After the gang-bang josie had pumpkin snatch
by james smithmyer April 7, 2008
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pumpkin buzzard

something to call your daughter if she’s a baker.
by youareapumkimbuzzard December 27, 2021
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