by Bozz Hawg April 20, 2004
Get the nekkid Puerto Rican girlmug. Jose's family felt safe with the knowledge that he was secured in the families Ford Pinto by a Puerto Rican Car Seat.
by tommy7115 January 23, 2010
Get the Puerto Rican Car Seatmug. A knife fight between two people bound at the forearm. Thus, for each fighter, one hand holds the knife and the other hand is tied to the opponent.
by lexico3000 May 4, 2006
Get the Puerto Rican knife fightmug. Heather was down for some drunk fucking, but when I tried to flip her over for doggystyle we ended up having a Puerto Rican beetle fight for 10 mins
by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011
Get the Puerto Rican beetle fightmug. I was enjoying a night with your mom when she hit me with a Puerto Rican Fog Hat. It put a cap on the night.
by Phat Daddi January 17, 2009
Get the Puerto Rican Fog Hatmug. It's much like a Gorilla Mask except after cumming on her face you slap a pet on her face and rub it around.
Her dog was nearby as I came on her face, so I grabbed it and gave her a Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster.
by Hobbes2 May 22, 2008
Get the Puerto Rican Poodle Plastermug. While Puerto Rican music is playing in the background, you sit on a girl's face naked. She gives you a rim job and you finger her in her vagina. While all of this is going on you fart directly into her mouth.
by ThePuertoRican1234 October 28, 2010
Get the Puerto Rican Gas Maskmug.