A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019
Insert 1 pinky into the Vagina and the other pinky into her Anus. Attempt to lock and shake the Pinky's together. If successful while both Pinky's are in connection with each other,whisper into the Vagina "It's you and Me forever or until something better comes along"
I didn't feel bad breaking up with Nikki, years before I had given her an Americano Promise, she knew this day could come, who knew it would be her sister.
by VaginaTestDriver November 26, 2022
A level of promise that if broken, requires the breaker to wear not one, but two rubber rings around their torso for the whole day
by Blawan June 03, 2021
An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.
by MyInternetSucks February 12, 2023
gent 1: "just thinking about staying in and ordering some taco bell"
gent 2: "what?! you said that you'd owe me a steak dinner tonight if the broncos won over our pee pee promise!"
gent 1: "yep yep yep sorry my bad i completely forgot about our pee pee promise"
gent 2: "phew ok. i think i'm gunna order my steak with asparagus lol"
gent 1: "good one gent 2"
gent 2: "what?! you said that you'd owe me a steak dinner tonight if the broncos won over our pee pee promise!"
gent 1: "yep yep yep sorry my bad i completely forgot about our pee pee promise"
gent 2: "phew ok. i think i'm gunna order my steak with asparagus lol"
gent 1: "good one gent 2"
a promise between best friends that if you break it the friendship breaks as well, a best friend promise is so meaningful and powerful that it is stronger than the friendship. never break a best friend promise, you’ll regret it. you will loose your bestfriend
by skskskskskskkskss August 27, 2019
a best friend promise is the strongest promise you will ever make with your best friend.. if you break a best friend promise with your best friend and break it you have also broken a friendship, don’t break a best friend promise if that’s the last thing to do. you will loose a best friend.
by skskskskskskkskss August 27, 2019