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premature ejokeulation

The act witnessed when a joke is so awesome that you can never complete it before starting to laugh.
No example needed, stop being retarded. Premature ejokeulation explains itself.
by Prewbaca February 2, 2008
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Predayed

Predayed is a known tiktok/Instagram person and who got known in Xbox and tiktok “com” for clowning multiple known ddosers and harmless skiddo widows of 2019-2020
Predayed doesn’t condone ddosing
by Urban Ways January 28, 2021
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Predator

a term used most commonly for a male usually , of muscular build and or foreign decent who preys on unsuspecting females , Most commonly found in drinking establishments or Fast food restaurants. Predator is known for his deathly stare which resembles some sort of threatening animal most likely suffering from rabies.
Man , look at predator he putting his moves on those hags !!

Don't look in to predators eyes man , if you do your fucked !

Yooooooooo Predator !
by Dr Hag February 26, 2009
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premature exclamation

When one received a blank text message from a friend. Similar to a premature ejaculation, this premature exclamation occurs when they are just so excited to be having a text that they shoot one off prematurely.
"You sent me a blank text."
"Sorry, i got excited and shot out a premature exclamation. I swear, it's never happened to me before. LOL"
by goyemanx June 26, 2009
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Sexual Predator

A sexual Predator can be any demented, sick, mentally confused and just plain stupid. A very famous person that comes to mind is wayne chmelsky.
Sick mother f___er.
A Sexual Predator should be punished to no ends, just to remind themselves
of the damage they inflick on others/victims.
Wayne is one of those. Or as he's known as a Chmelsky.
by gevvst May 2, 2008
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Premature Articulation

Premature Articulation is the act of speaking/bragging too soon before all the facts are in, the game is over, etc.
Dude, I totally jinxed the Cardinals by blathering all over Facebook about how they were kicking ass, then they lost the game. For the first time since high school, I experienced premature articulation!
by RazorSharp September 10, 2013
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premature emasculation

This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.

Symptoms of this condition are usually visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman. These symptoms take the form of failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated event, with no excuse.

There is no known cure.
Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.
by Hill Wanderer December 9, 2008
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