tap poetry

The string of words that appears when you tap only the predictive text suggestions on your smartphone.

Lisa made tap poetry by picking the middle suggestion for every word that appeared on her smartphone's predictive text suggestions. It read "The fact I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of a sudden it was the best of the year and I love it and it was the best thing to say"

by biancuppy March 4, 2015

Hashtag Poetry

Hashtag Poetry is a form of poetry that uses hashtags from social media. It started in 2018 with author Brandon Lawson when he began to make poems based off of hashtags on his twitter. Usually the hashtags are from trending hashtags. A person would generally titled a poem off of a trending hashtag, and make a poem based on that hashtag. Examples are past hashtags on twitter such as #WomensRights where a person would make a poem titled #WomensRights and from there make a poem about it. Hashtag poetry is a very simple but also efficient form of poetry for it provides the writer with endless amount of content since there are always hashtags trending. As of now Hashtag Poetry isn't really a popular thing yet anyone on social media can do it.

An example of Hashtag Poetry

For the date of 3/19/2018 we'll use the hashtag #ILikeMeBecause from Twitter.

#ILikeMeBecause
There is a lot of things I can think of
From how to make the world a better place
To ways to bring everyone good grace

#HashtagPoetry

by Black Goku May 13, 2018

Excel Poetry

(n.) the act of writing non-work-related content into a spreadsheet while at work, so as if to appear you're toiling away.

Veiled procrastination. Allows the Excel-poet to engage in confident eye contact whenever the boss walks by. Meanwhile, sweaty colleagues scramble to appear busy, mystified.

I have time to forge my definitions thanks to Excel Poetry.

by nolandc September 24, 2019

Partial Poetic Justice

When a priest anally seduces an alter boy who has explosive diarrhea
and cannot control his stomach's emotions while being seduced.

Total Poetic Justice would be besides the mess,, the priest
actually exploded

It would be hard to deny the Partial Poetic Justice that was bestowed
upon that masquerader.

by Luther the thinker July 19, 2022

hotter than hellen keller reading poetry

It's texas summer hot, exceeding 105° in the middle of summer

"it's hotter than hellen keller reading poetry out here today"
"Ya, I'd say so"

by Underachiever55 October 17, 2020

Poetic

Of or pertaining to poetry.
Something which could be the subject of a poem.

The way she moved was so poetic

by Zippo August 15, 2003

poetically down-to-earth

adj. sl. ironic way of saying someone or something is cheap; euphemism of having no sense of elegance, quality, and breeding.

Mary: How do you like your new dress?

Wilma: It's poetically down-to-earth; how am i supposed to face my friends now?

by russell christian fernandez May 8, 2007