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poptart suprize 

when you take a poptart and rub on a vagina until its wet, then the girl eats the poptart
Hey, my girlfriend got a poptart suprize last night
poptart suprize by back of my hand September 17, 2009

Evil Poptart 

Me in 7th grade
Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"
Evil Poptart by Skibby November 13, 2003

poptarted 

to make someone fall drop dead in love with you
Ryan poptarted Christine with his pimp cooter talk
poptarted by xine October 7, 2005

Latino Poptart

the act in which you fuck a girl in the ass, and then shove your shit-covered penis in their vagina.
shit on dick + a girl's pussy= latino poptart
Latino Poptart by ETompk September 27, 2009
A poptart refers to a person whos musical, fashion and other tastes is dependant on what is popular at the time.
For example people whom only listen to Top40, throw out their CD's when they aren't in anymore and rate their clothes by which famous people wear similar styles not on what they like.
People who only like music made in the last 5 years are poptarts, also known as posers.
That guy dresses like a Goth but he listens to Simple Plan, what a poptart.

That girl only listens to INXS because they had a show on MTV, she is a poptart.

EMINEMs fans are all poptarts.
poptart by Monseiur Valentine December 28, 2005

Rusty Poptart 

Done while engaging in sexual activities.
You take a shit on a Poptart and make your partner eat it.
Damn, Jake just ate a rusty poptart...
Rusty Poptart by Tasty_Skittles August 2, 2008