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Plonker

someone who takes a shit but it's a single splash kn the toilet
karl's a plonker
by two door sedan May 12, 2021
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I am playing a game called "plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp"
by beepeoiuw May 27, 2021
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Plok Cummies

This word doesn't actually exist in any other context other than wondering what it could mean
"What are Plok Cummies?"
"Look it up!"
by Fadgraeth June 5, 2021
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Plonker

A person who has no idea what they are doing, someone completely oblivious to the fact they are doing something extremely stupid.
also, it's fun to say, so it's a great way to insult your friends.
Oh my god, how did you just die from that?! You're a total plonker!
by Aotnigci June 14, 2021
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Your bordom is unending, however a lust for finding some interesting combination of characters is sharply rising.

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp is made by typing from right to left the characters up to down and then going back up for the next line. Once this process ends you reverse it thinking you've finally found a unique combination only to realize that you are unoriginal. However for your journey to come so far is impressive, here is a list of some of the combinations you've tried before in your quest of ultimate bordom.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop

poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

pqzm

pqmz

qpzm

qpmz

qwerty

qwertyuiop

asdfghjkl

zxcvbnm

mnbvcxz

lkjhgfdsa

poiuytrewq

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq

qpwoeiruty

qpwoeirutyalskdjfhg

qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv

mznxbcvlaksjdhfgpqowieuryt

Those most daring and adventurous may have come across

qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk

qazxcvbnmklpoiuytrewsdfghj

lpkojihugyftdrseawq

mpnobivucyxtzraeqw

Well your quest is coming to an end as you finally enter a combination unspoken of written by man, however your lust will never be fulfilled. You can rest easy knowing this word is uncommon, my personal journey is at an end for I have found my word, now it is truly time to find yours.
Person 1: I'm so bored...
Person 2: Search querty
Person 1: I've done that:
Person 2: try qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
Person 1: I've typed that too
Person 2: what about qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv
Person 1: I've also typed that!
Person 2: Is there literally anything you haven't typed?
Person 1: ... I've got it! plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
Person 2: What have you done
by thisismynamelol June 18, 2021
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I have an insatiable lust for keyboard smash type words.

this one is made by typing the furthest right character of the top row, followed by the furthest right character of the middle row, following this pattern across you must then rotate it and type "qwaszx" rotate again and use the same pattern in reverse. Do this until you create a box and you have officially created the dumbest word ever typed
Person 1: what is plokijuhygtfrdeswaqqwaszxazsxdcfvgbhnjmkklop
Person 2: I'm not sure
Person 1: is it a disease?
Person 2: no, plokijuhygtfrdeswaqqwaszxazsxdcfvgbhnjmkklop is not a disease, but typing it might be a sign of having one.
by thisismynamelol June 18, 2021
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plonked

when someone is just super shwasted
dude she drank so much she was so plonked
by mommymckee July 14, 2021
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