Philadelphia Flyers 

A team owned by Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Bill: Did you see the pens-flyers game last night?
Bob: Yeah, the pens won 5-0. Crosby had a hat trick and two assists.
Bill: Man it must suck to be a fan of the Philadelphia Flyers.
Bob: It sure does.

Philadelphia Flyers by Hockeytown19 November 25, 2022

Philadelphia Hot Pocket 

When you take a shit in a girl's pussy & then jam it in with your dick.

Ted: "Aye! Last night was wild af man!"

Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".

Philadelphia Hot Pocket by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022

Philadelphia Lifeguard 

(n) someone who probably isn't qualified to do the job and only got it because no one else would do it.

Person 1. "This schmuck doesn't know what he's doing."
Person 2. "He must be a Philadelphia Lifeguard"

Philadelphia Lifeguard by tacobodyparts February 9, 2023

Philadelphia pharmacy 

The act of inserting a viagra into a woman's anus and fishing it out with your tongue before sex.

I had to hit up the Philadelphia pharmacy when I crawled into bed before I could start the part.

Philadelphia pharmacy by Itsontv October 11, 2023

Philadelphia Cheese Grater 

A type of cup stack in beer pong where the only 3 cups remaining are the front cup and the 2 back corner cups, creating 3 separate islands. This type of stack can be called during the one allowable restack by a player or team that is feeling extra confident and would like to show off, but can also occur naturally. If this stack occurs on its own by a player or team that has hit the 3 cups that are not a part of the Philadelphia Cheese Grater, it is referred to as a "Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater." When a Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater occurs the the team shooting at the stack can no longer use their restack for the remainder of the game.

"I can't miss tonight so I'm gonna call a Philadelphia Cheese Grater and I'll still beat you!"

Philadelphia Cheese Grater by Diablo Mustard Tiger November 25, 2023

Philadelphia Drift

When the body of a car is slightly set sideways

“dad do you see that car it has terrible philadelphia drift”

Philadelphia Drift by cmc24 February 18, 2024

Philadelphia dollar tree 

When a male ejaculates onto a random girls leg.

Did you hear about Rachel? She got Philadelphia Dollar Tree’d the other day. She said her leg was covered in jizz.

Philadelphia dollar tree by BigRoostah July 13, 2024