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border patrol personality

the type of person who takes offense at the least injustice, slight, or bad turn of events, whether it be against him, or he happens to just be walking or driving by and notices it. he then confronts the situation either verbally, physically, or both. luckily this often occurs in physically smaller people. these people were usually bullied, beaten, or belittled when young and are often very intelligent with great, though sick, senses of humor, and well liked for exactly all of these reasons.

often these people are absolutely correct. they just overreact
the movie "anger management" has many good examples of a border patrol personality
by mr snatchural June 11, 2007
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personality disorder

When one's personality traits and/or behavior become rigid and consistently deviate from the expectations of one's society, consistently blunt one's social life and ability to function appropriately in society. Usually manifested before the age of 15 and persisting into adulthood.
Often the result of abusive or otherwise unstable home environments in childhood, as well as from heavy stress, if not with some influence of genetic predisposition.

The three main clusters of personality disorders are:
A (odd)
*paranoid personality disorder (irrationally suspicious and mistrustful)
*schizoid personality disorder (uninterested in socializing or pleasure)
*schizotypal personality disorder (odd behavior/odd thoughts)
B (dramatic)
*antisocial personality disorder (disregard for laws and for the feelings of others)
*histrionic personality disorder (attention-seeking exhibitionist)
*borderline personality disorder (extreme "black and white" thinking and emotional instability)
*narcissistic personality disorder (grandiose and lacking empathy)
C (anxious)
*avoidant personality disorder (shy, insecure, and highly sensitive)
*dependent personality disorder (psychological dependence on others)
*obsessive-compulsive personality disorder (rigid conformity to rules, morality, and orderliness)
"Insanity can be cured. Personality disorders are so inextricably entwined with the heart and mind and soul that it is well-nigh impossible to excise them."

-Ann Rule, "Small Sacrifices" page 442

It is preferable to be crazy, since "crazy" can be treated; the conscience can't grow back for the sociopath (antisocial personality), the histrionic can't leave center stage, the narcissist can't leave the mirror, and the borderline personality mainly thinks in "black and white" terms.
by Lorelili December 11, 2011
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personal development

Personal development is taking the time to experience life as a past time to make long lasting memories, obtain achievements, develop quality, or aspect of a person's background such as traveling, meeting personal goals, arranging reunions with friends and family and informal social opportunities situated outside of a professional setting. It has been described as calming and enjoyable, ideally incorporating a rest and relaxation stage.
Eff this job, I'm cashing out my vacation time for personal development.
by Symmetry222 July 26, 2016
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tits personality

What you like about a girl you're seriously interested in.

Before she can be shocked by your mentioning her tits, she is relieved to hear you talking about her personality.

Thus she can convince herself that she must have heard you wrong.
"I really like your tits personality."
"What?"
"I just said you have a great personality, that's all."
by Bad advice May 7, 2008
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Best Personality

1. In beauty pageants, the award given to the pathetic and disgusting one to make her feel better about herself.

2. Unfuckable.
Richard: Who's that ugly-ass woman, and why is she wearing a short skirt?

John: That's Agnes. Ever since she won best personality she's been showing off her "stuff".
by Keds Man January 31, 2010
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Personality Glasses

Personality glasses are glasses that a person doesn't actually need, but wears anyway because they think the glasses make them look cooler or smarter.

Personality glasses are usually either thin and stylish to make the wearer look classy, or are way too thick and out there in order to make the wearer seem edgy and interesting.
Example One:
Person 1: Wow, those are such cute glasses! I wonder where she got them.
Person 2: She doesn't actually need those.
Person 1: Ohhh, they're personality glasses.

Example Two:
Person 1: Look at that tool, those are obviously personality glasses.

Person 2: Yeah, you can tell by the way they don't actually have glass.
by Girl who actually needs glasse January 10, 2011
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Personal Shit

A shit someone takes while having an emotional breakdown.
I think Sandra was taking a personal shit. The bathroom floor is covered in tears and it smells like death in there.
by superk13 June 23, 2016
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