percussis

The process of coughing with enough force to cause a concussion

Mr. Anderson coughed so hard his ass must have contracted the "percussis."

by The Torse January 21, 2016

perculating

When a pussy is wet af

That girl stay perculating

by Lechusa.Pillinga October 14, 2016

Perfutiful

Someone who is too perfect & too beautiful to describe, so therefore they are PERFUTIFUL!!

(Mad up by CMC, RJCGK)

"You are so perfutiful"

"Woah there, that ass is so Perfutiful!"

ass booty perfect beautiful

by CMCRJCGK September 5, 2016

perfumed greyhound

An elderly yet fashionable gentleman with a penchant for excessive cologne use.

The old man down the road is a bit of a perfumed greyhound. He needs to cut down on his use of Brut.

by Diggedy Dogg March 9, 2017

Perculate dat

To make that ass spin in circles at the club.

Johnny: did you see that girl over there??
Carlos: yeah bro she was finna perculate dat on me but I had to pee.

by hennyface September 12, 2017

Perfucc

The most perfect fucc

Girl: How was that?
Guy: Perfucc™

by Ovia October 9, 2017

Parou

Another word for mauritania. When somebody who acknowledges the fact that humanity is crap but also believes in its capacity to do good.

Dude I know the world has a world a lot of shitty people but i still think we can do some good here. I think I'm parou.

If you're that person who wants to cut the next jerk eho cuts you in line, but also shitty people has genuine faith in humanity, you're parou

by Wink2People October 19, 2017