puny pecker

He has extreme nose powers however his genitals are microscopic tamed by none other than the aesthetic one he is only defensive about his peepee when aesthetic is in range
Hey look puny peckers existing again eww
by Beathan belms January 02, 2019
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pecker leech

A male with an incredibly small penis, who compensates this by being a monstrous Dick and sucks the life out of anyone he encounters:
Tony Val Johnson is an absolute pecker leech.
by Whooppee7711 March 30, 2015
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phone pecker

A person who is constantly looking at and poking they're phone, no matter where they are, while not listening to someone while they are talking.
Stop being a phone pecker and listen to me.

Hey phone pecker how's your fingers?

Get ya beak out of ya 5S ya phone pecker.
by Jay Lebel June 19, 2014
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Peeping Pecker

When your dick comes out of the hole in your boxers inexplicably or when you can see the outline or bulge or your dick while wearing any kind of athletic shorts or sweatpants.
Hey dude you might want to stuff some toilet paper in your shorts cause you have a pretty bad Peeping Pecker.

Hey make sure you have a blanket tonight you don't want to have your parents see you with a Peeking Pecker in the morning.
by Freebirdzack January 12, 2015
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Knat Pecker

The diameter of a nanometer a nanometer is smaller than a hair dna which it's penis is fucking small as fuck. Knat are about the size of 4 pieces of hair and is small af
David pecker is the size of a knat's pecker. The knat pecker is the size of a nanometer.LOL
by Gtakiller341 June 23, 2018
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Pecker peck

To lightly kiss a penis with the utmost of care so that he feels appreciated for the hard work he does.
My boyfriend and I were getting down and dirty, after all was said and done I gave him a pecker peck to say thanks. He has feelings too you know..
by Kodriejedi March 12, 2016
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pecker checker

the doctor, specially when u go in fer a lil turn and cough.
" dude i'm busy this mornin, i gotta go to the pecker checker. gettin that physical. "
by the dick doctor July 27, 2005
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