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parachute pals

Friends who can be counted on to "catch you as you fall" and/or "ease your descent" --- i.e., they'll always "be there for you" during times of emotional distress, offer helpful ideas/cautions, etc.
Anytime an on-line "friend" whom I have not met yet (and therefore I cannot be sure if that person is reliable or "for real") invites/requests/allows me to go and meet him somewhere, I always peruse the map to see if any of my "parachute pals" happen to live in that same general area, and if so, I call them up first to ask if I may make a "secondary journey" over to visit them for a while if the person whom I was going to meet during my "primary mission" is either a no-show or not sociable/reasonable to me... it helps make the trip not be a total waste of time and travel-expenses, plus I'll have a shoulder to cry on and soothe me in my humiliation and disappointment at my failed attempt to cultivate a new friendship.
by QuacksO July 18, 2018
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Pal

A word only legally useable by 40+ year old white dads, who’s English lexicon is specifically limited to similar words such as: ‘bucko’ and ‘buddy’, and phrases such as: ‘newsflash’, ‘son of a gun’ and ‘listen here’
Guy 1: You’re a real asshat buddy
Guy2 Newflash pal, you’re gonna get a real beating if you don’t stop
Guy 2: You know bucko, you’re a true son of a gun
by LigmaBallsLMAO July 29, 2018
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Too Huge Pal

Adjective

1. Referring to a egotistic man-child that hits the gym every couple of day, once seeing some results begins to annoyingly take up unnecessary space by moving his arms outward as if on a cross. Where he probably should be. Once sufficient excess space is take he begins to pretend he can no loner move as he is now "Too huge".
Ken me mate, I need a whole booth at the restaurant cuz o' these absolute banging guns man, just too huge pal.

I was tryna get a cheeky shag wi me nan but ken me mate, Im too huge pal

Don't you just hate it when you canny go for a swim at the beach cuz your pecks are too big man? Canny swim cuz i'm too huge pal.
by Buffington Beef Broth August 7, 2018
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Great pals

1: When you’re not dating, but your not just friends either

2: An excuse you make to hide the fact that you’re dating someone
Hey are you and her dating

Nah man we’re just great pals
by NotVarun January 23, 2019
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GaNgStEr PaLs

the best group of stooopid people to ever step foot on this darn earth, there is no way you could top a group of people this swag or in Lord Farquads words "Dope", a.k.a the most hype "squad" in town or best frans
Kid: you know that saying once you go black you never go back?
Me: yah *nods in approval*
kid: well once you got GaNgStEr PaLs you ain't never getting gangsters, pal
Me: 👍 *Wtf*
by goodnoddle777 February 14, 2019
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Pal

Someone you used to have a major crush on but turned out to be a player, used when u want to make them think u want to be friends
“Hey John..I think you’re better off just being my pal”
by Fbi guy May 31, 2018
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frig pal

you guys dating?

No we're just friggin'

Oh so you guys are just Frig pals

Guess so
by parkex June 2, 2018
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