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JFK airport parking whore

A under educated low life woman who works at airport exit parking booths flirting with customers in hopes of landing someone who has money. These women are busy hiding in booths flirting and busy giving hand jobs and blows jobs to co-workers. These women also hide in quiet spots in company vehicles doing dirty things with coworkers. These women prey on new employees, young and men in the professional fields hoping they can get rich! They are bored in the booths so any man exiting parking lots are easy prey. Beware of these women or you may never have peace in your life again!
A jfk airport parking whore solicited me for sex and asked for my number.
by Airport Parking Whore December 18, 2017
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Parking a buick

Wow, I was just parking a buick in your bathroom and you didn't flush earler so we are setting up a dealership
by Jed p December 15, 2005
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fudge packing

1:The packaging of chocolate or peanut butter fudge into a box.
My dad is known for his fudge packing at the local candy store. Children and adults alike come miles to get their fudge packed by him.
by Roy Sanchez July 27, 2006
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Parking Lot Recycler

Items the garbage truck won’t take, like tires, motor oil, Hazardous Materials are loaded into the car trunk, back of the mini van or pick-up truck, then driven to the parking lot of usually a big box retailer (Caution must be used as video surveillance is being used to watch for this kind of activity) and then covertly deposited usually by a light pole. Lean the tires against the pole, set the milk jugs of oil around the perimeter of the pole along with the cans of paint.
Neighbor 1: The fuckin’ garbage men won’t take those old tires off my deuce and a quarter.

Neighbor 2: Yea they don’t take none of that shit, you gotta roll by Home Depot and do the Parking Lot Recycler!
by The CLE Steamer May 12, 2009
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Poking Stick

Any old stick found near a campsite used to poke the fire with. Hours of male entertainment.
thash ookay hunny, yoush go to shleep. Iii'm gonna poke th' fire a bit more... whersh my poking stick?
by Bollocks March 4, 2005
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parking lot hopping

Going from one parking lot to the next in a car; hanging out & kissing.
We went parking lot hopping one night, and ended up kissing in the foodlion parking lot.
by Eureka Moss February 4, 2007
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packing pine

Slang for an erection concealed in a man's trousers
"Holy cow, that man sure is packing pine! He must be happy to be here!"
by tbnguy March 16, 2009
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