package face

someone who repeatedly gets hit in the face with a ''package'' ( she takes it in the face)

"brittany allen is a package face"

by kayla weeks May 30, 2008

care package friend

The friend who shows up only when you're doing great in life.

It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.

by E11evendashOne May 7, 2018

Wacky Packages

Series of trading cards produced by Topps Parodying consumer products

Wacky Packages is the best

by SPrice1980 April 11, 2022

Package stacking

When two bros go to bone a chick but they are in disagreement over who gets what hole. Therefore they come to a compromise and tape there dicks together using duct tape and pound the chick. To ensure their dicks aren't touching, they slide a thin piece of folded notebook paper in between their dicks.

Ian and I were about to scrap when we couldn't agree over who should get to penetrate what hole on this classy broad. We eventually came to a compromise and decided that package stacking would be the way to go. We made her squirm like a harpooned whale and she is not going to be able to walk for days!

by The real Dick pepper August 9, 2015

Neil’s massive package

Euphemism for the payoffs from professional services firms

Neil’s massive package and timing work well for me

by Sir Farquhar November 29, 2024

ship a package

Ship a package is polite-code for take a shit. It is especially useful when you need an excuse to leave in a hurry and cannot explain in front of a group of people or strangers.

I shall return in 1 hour I have got to go SHIP A PACKAGE.

by Treebonics December 10, 2019

puerto rican relief package

When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.

“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”

by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017