Throw me to the wolves and i'll come back pregnant

An idiom used to represent determination and confidence.

Person 1: You'll never do this!
Person 2: Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back pregnant.

by StumbonGD November 22, 2025

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

by QuacksO January 4, 2020

Led Zeppelin Pregnancy

This is a unique and mythical occurrence comparable only to the virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus. A Led Zeppelin Pregnancy occurs when a woman is listening to Led Zeppelin at just the right frequency and volume. Since they rock so fucking hard, the sound waves penetrates the moist undergarments, travels up the birth canal, and rocks the eggs deep and hard with their solid drum beats, tails of love and loss, and thunderous riffery. The hard rocking sound waves are no match for the fragile eggs, they soon give in they are fertilized. The woman then has the honor to carry the offspring of the creators of the music of the gods.

Ed: Yo, did ya hear what happened to Sammy girl?
Joe: Na, what happened?
Ed: She had a Led Zeppelin Pregnancy, now Sammy has to raise the offspring of the gods. How about that hot shit?
Joe: Lucky bastard!
Ed: Tell me about it!

by Mr Hamsandwitch January 3, 2011

food pregnancy

the state of body where your stomach is so big you look like you were 5 months pregnant.

you know what Christmas at my parents mean? - food pregnancy so visible pple will let me sit in the buses

by mocchacino November 20, 2010

pregnatize

verb. to impregnate, knock up
past tense: pregnatized

Pookie done pregnatized Shonda.

by CBJM April 14, 2007

Phantom Pregnancy

A phantom pregnancy is when someone thinks they're pregnant, when they're actually not. Sort of like a phantom text, when you think you feel your phone vibrate, but it really didn't. You begin to imagine signs of pregnancy, such as morning sickness, irritation towards everything and everyone, the munchies, ect.

Girlfriend: I'm pregnant! I swear I'm pregnant!
Boyfriend: .. That's not possible.
Girlfriend: Yes it is! We've screwed a thousand times!
Boyfriend: It's probably just a phantom pregnancy...
Girlfriend: No! I swear, I am! I think I feel kicking too!
Boyfriend: I'm sterile.

by ZomZomZomZom January 1, 2011