man-battered hand cakes

Any sort of pancake-like pan-fried product with "special sauce" included.

I whipped up a bunch of spunk-filled man-battered hand cakes for my guests at breakfast yesterday.

by Chilidog December 14, 2007

beatin up the brownie batter

when a man fucks a female in the ass.

sarah said to rae: "eew. why would a nigga fuck in the ass when theres a wet pussy in front of him."

rae: "i knoww right??!! its like....-"
sarah:"its like a pussy comes out white when a female cums."
rae: "eeww!! and the ass itll come out brown!!!"
s:"hahaha!! like chocolate!!!"
r: "yeahh!! and the niggas cum is white like milk...milk and chocolate!!!"
s: "hahahaha makin brownies!!"
both: "beatin up the brownie batter!!!!"

by RaeRaeJC October 23, 2007

deep fried in fanny batter

it means the something or someone, is covered in vagina (hot women)

comes in very usefull on a day to day basis

the towns deep fried in fanny batter like

by kriswiththecheeks December 9, 2009

11 inch cake batter maker

A pretty enormous sized penis that can ejaculate a large amount of semen with the thickness of cake batter.

Jennifer: Wow who made this much cake batter and left it out?

Tom: Thats not cake batter but i'll show you my 11 inch cake batter maker! (whips it out and ejaculates on jennifer)

Jennifer: What the fuck tom?! its all thick and hot and tastes so good!

by Vince! May 17, 2008

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

The banter batter

The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.

John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.

He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.

by Schnoodle Lewis October 15, 2019

Battered

To be thoroughly beaten and humiliated on a regular basis. To be like Tottenham Hotspur.

Totmtenham get battered everywhere they go

by ryandrews74 November 27, 2021