man-battered hand cakes

Any sort of pancake-like pan-fried product with "special sauce" included.
I whipped up a bunch of spunk-filled man-battered hand cakes for my guests at breakfast yesterday.
by Chilidog November 16, 2007
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beatin up the brownie batter

when a man fucks a female in the ass.

sarah said to rae: "eew. why would a nigga fuck in the ass when theres a wet pussy in front of him."

rae: "i knoww right??!! its like....-"
sarah:"its like a pussy comes out white when a female cums."
rae: "eeww!! and the ass itll come out brown!!!"
s:"hahaha!! like chocolate!!!"
r: "yeahh!! and the niggas cum is white like milk...milk and chocolate!!!"
s: "hahahaha makin brownies!!"
both: "beatin up the brownie batter!!!!"
by RaeRaeJC September 25, 2007
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deep fried in fanny batter

it means the something or someone, is covered in vagina (hot women)

comes in very usefull on a day to day basis
the towns deep fried in fanny batter like
by kriswiththecheeks December 09, 2009
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11 inch cake batter maker

A pretty enormous sized penis that can ejaculate a large amount of semen with the thickness of cake batter.
Jennifer: Wow who made this much cake batter and left it out?

Tom: Thats not cake batter but i'll show you my 11 inch cake batter maker! (whips it out and ejaculates on jennifer)

Jennifer: What the fuck tom?! its all thick and hot and tastes so good!
by Vince! May 18, 2008
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Batter-sea Pinner

The Batter-sea pinner is the act of being able to pin yourself with your own car and run yourself over
Jimbo tried to do a batter-sea pinner today and was rushed to the hospital.
by NRP WELLAND July 04, 2023
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stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
“How was work, honey?”
Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”
by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024
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Bojon Battering Ram

When a slovanian, male or female, bends over and let's 2 or more men fucking him/her in the ass while each of the men share one single condom, thus causing them to push and pull in simultaneous motion, much like a battering ram.
"Hey guys, remember Tim? I heard he took a bojon battering ram the other day from the whole football team. Totally destroyed his asshole. Poor guy."
by Anubis 69 January 02, 2016
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